vibe-code glitch abyss?
we turn LLM chaos into actual software
that MVP you vibe-coded at 2am? yeah, it won’t scale.
we’ll tell you what’s broken, what’s dangerous, and what to do next.
it’s all fun and LLMs until your app lags, crashes, or leaks creds. unoptimized code and sketchy security can turn your build into a bug farm. we fix chaos-coded projects and make them actually production-ready no meltdown required.
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readable code
is self care
◆ clean up that cursed AI spaghetti so it actually makes sense
◆ speed things up so ppl aren’t stuck in loading screen purgatory
◆ kill bugs dead. works everywhere, no vibes ruined
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built to evolve, not implode
◆ set things up so adding new features isn’t a whole trauma
◆ break it down modular-style for easy upgrades and scaling
◆ no more “we have to rebuild the whole thing” energy
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no leaks, no exploits, no drama
◆ catch the obvious oopsies (pls don’t leak your keys lol)
◆ look deep into your weird edge cases and logic traps
◆ if needed we can go full hacker mode + make sure it’s all legit compliance-wise
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vibe check (lite)
$ 49.00
> for MVPs coded under pressure (or possession)
fast scan of your vibe-coded app (cringe but fixable)
flags critical risks, WTFs, and structural anti-patterns
short report on what’s broken and why it matters
optional call to walk through the chaos
audit only — follow-up fix available if needed (quoted separately)
great for: founders who need a reality check before investing more time or money.
typically fits small apps or repos < 5k lines
vibe check (deep)
$ 499.00
starting at:
> serious audit for codebases that almost work in prod
full review by actual devs 🗿 (no vibes, just pain)
maps out risks, refactor paths, and architecture gaps
detailed report + no-BS roadmap
sets you up to fix it or hand it off with zero guesswork
implementation available (scoped after review)
great for: when your prototype “mostly works” but the vibes are getting hostile. typically fits repos between 5k–25k lines
vibe check (critical)
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> when the repo’s huge, cursed, and mysteriously alive
deep audit for large, complex, and vibe-corrupted repos
includes code, infra, npm regrets, and devops pain
surfaces critical risks, hidden traps, and architectural debt
no-fluff report, ruthless prioritization, and fix roadmap
implementation available (scoped post-audit)
great for: that moment when “we’ll fix it later” became 100k lines, five devs quit, and prod still runs out of sheer inertia
real questions, real answers
stuff founders keep asking
🔍 process, deliverables & next steps
what we actually do
🧠 core problems we fix
technical stuff
🛠️ tech stack & scope
panic-related concerns
💀 founder fears, devshop drama, general chaos
🤝 built by devs who’ve seen too much